Top 10 excuses for not showing up to work:
- “If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all my guns today.”
- “I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?”
- “When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it.”
- “I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy but I know we have that deadline to meet, so if you really want me to come in ...”
- “I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the pharmacy.”
- “The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled.”
- “I’ve used up all my sick days … so I’d like to call in dead.”
- “My stepmother has come back as one of the un-dead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.”
- “Constipation has made me a walking time bomb and I have to keep my back to an open window.”
- And the number one excuse for not showing up to work: “Surfs’ Up!!”
As we come to the final section of Paul’s second epistle to the Thessalonians we find the apostle addressing one last important issue in the church: Those who were being idle!
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